im a bit of a loser really

count-down-to-suicide:

jasminemdeleon:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

my life

animatedtext:

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popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

“You fucking broke me and I’m still the one apologizing.”

– 2:24am thoughts (via 90-s-kid)

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

allmonster-sarehuman:

s00tball:

whatthellamaamidoinghere:

mediterranean-monkeys:

rlydrew:

anguls:

awovoxo:


Emma Roberts & Evan Peters

omg

hIS HANDS WHAT

she’s the luckiest girl alive she better know that

and that is how you hold a girl

NOPE

WHEN. WHAT. YEs. MOIST. OK

PLEASE

allmonster-sarehuman:

s00tball:

whatthellamaamidoinghere:

mediterranean-monkeys:

rlydrew:

anguls:

awovoxo:

Emma Roberts & Evan Peters

omg

hIS HANDS WHAT

she’s the luckiest girl alive she better know that

and that is how you hold a girl

NOPE

WHEN. WHAT. YEs. MOIST.
OK

PLEASE